होली में भौजी का हाई वोल्टेज (Full Funny Script)

                                                                      

Scene 1: Holi Ki Planning

(Paltu aur Jokhna gaon ke mod par khade hain, haath mein kaala rang liye huye)

Paltu: Jokhna, aaj poore gaon ko rang denge, par sabse pehle us "High Voltage" Bhouji ki baari hai!

Jokhna: Abe rehne de Paltu! Bhouji ka gussa 440 volt ka hai, kahin Holi mein "Diwali" na ban jaye teri!

Paltu: Are dar mat! Hum "Bihar Masti Fun Team" ke hero hain, darna humari dictionary mein nahi hai.

Scene 2: Bhouji Ka Aangan

(Paltu dabe paon Bhouji ke piche jata hai, Bhouji kapde dho rahi hain)

Paltu: (Dheere se) Bhouji... Holi hai!

Bhouji: (Piche mudkar, haath mein bhiga hua kapda liye) Abe o 'Lafange'! Door hat ja, warna ye kapda nahi, high voltage ka jhatka lagega!

Jokhna: (Door se chilate huye) Bhouji, Paltu bol raha tha ki aap bina makeup ke "Holi ka dahan" lagti hain!

Bhouji: Kya bola re? Saale murgi chor! Ruk abhi batati hoon... (Pichkari uthati hain jisme rang nahi, keechad hai!)

Scene 3: High Voltage Action

(Bhouji Paltu ko khet tak khadedti hain)

Paltu: Are Bhouji, ye toh keechad hai!

Bhouji: Ye keechad nahi, mera "Digital Shringar" hai tere liye! Pichli baar tune mere "Ghamandi Bahu" wale video pe comment kiya tha na? Ye uska udhaar hai!

Jokhna: Bhago Paltu! Bhouji ka voltage ab 1000 ke paar chala gaya hai!  

Scene 4: Bhouji Ka "Wireless" Jhatka

(Scene: Paltu khet mein ek ped ke piche chhupa hai, Jokhna dur khada tamasha dekh raha hai)

Paltu: (Dheere se) Abe Jokhna, Bhouji gayi kya? Saala Holi khelne aaye the, yahan toh "Surgical Strike" ho gaya!

Jokhna: Gayi nahi hain, Bhouji toh kone mein "Inverter" ki tarah charge ho rahi hain! Bol rahi thi ki Paltu ko aaj bina taar ke current lagayengi.

(Bhouji achanak ped ke piche se prakat hoti hain, haath mein ek bada sa danda aur neela rang liye)

Bhouji: Abe o 'Kiran Singh' ke nakli fan! Chhupne se kaam nahi chalega. Tera 'High Voltage' aaj main grounding kar dungi!

Paltu: (Ghutno par baith kar) Are Bhouji, maaf kar dijiye! Hum toh bas aapke channel 'Bihar Masti Fun Team' ke liye ek trailer shoot kar rahe the.

Bhouji: Trailer? Saale, tera 'Climax' abhi dikhati hoon! Ye dekh mera naya 'Automatic Pichkari'!

(Bhouji pichkari chalati hain, Paltu poora neela ho jata hai)

Scene 5: Jokhna Ki Bewakoofi

Jokhna: (Hanste huye) Wah Bhouji! Paltu toh bilkul 'Avatar' film ka hero lag raha hai. Bas ek puchhi (tail) ki kami hai!

Bhouji: Tu zyada mat hans re Jokhna! Agla number tera hai. Tune hi bola tha na ki Bhouji ka gussa 'Short Circuit' jaisa hai?

Jokhna: (Bhagte huye) Are nahi Bhouji! Maine toh bola tha aapka gussa 'Solar Plate' jaisa hai—dhup lagte hi garam ho jata hai!

Naye "Dhasu" One-Liners (Extra Dialogues):

Paltu: "Bhouji, aapka gussa toh bilkul 5G hai, connect hote hi danda barsane lagta hai!"

Bhouji: "Abe o lafange, mera dimaag inverter pe chalta hai, light jaye ya na jaye, jhatka barabar milega!"

Jokhna: "Paltu, Bhouji se mat ulajh, inka SEO (Sootai-E-O) bahut khatarnak hai!"

Bhouji: "Holi mein rang nahi, jo mujhe tang karega use main 'Bihar Masti' se seedhe 'Kashtha Basti' bhej dungi!"