Comedy Script @ Holi Me Bhouji Ka High Voltage

Script Title: "Holi Me Bhouji Ka High Voltage" Scene 1: Rang Ka Atank (Amit haath mein gobar aur rang lekar dabe paaon aata hai) Amit: Bhouji! O Bhouji! Bahar niklo, dukan khul gaya hai! Bhabhi: (Andar se) Kaun dukan re? Amit: Rang-gobar ka dukan! Jaldi bahar aao, "Free Home Delivery" dena hai! Bhabhi: (Danda lekar nikalte hue) Bhag yahan se! Ye sadi naya hai, ispe rang gira toh tera khet girvi rakhwa dungi! Amit: Arre Bhouji, sadi pe rang nahi girega... hum toh seedha muh pe "Wallpaper" chipkayenge! Scene 2: Bhaiya Ka Entry (Ludhiana Return) (Bhaiya suitcase lekar aata hai, Amit Bhabhi ko ragad raha hai) Bhaiya: Abe! Ye kya ho raha hai? Kabutari hai ki bhensa? Itna gobar kyun laga hai? Amit: Bhaiya, ye gobar nahi hai, ye "Herbal Face Wash" hai... desi wala! Bhabhi: (Rote hue) Dekhiye na ji! Aapka bhai humko "Gulab Jamun" se "Kala Jamun" bana diya hai! Bhaiya: (Gusse mein) Abe Amit! Maine tujhe sadi lane ko bola tha, tu meri biwi ko "Panchayat ki deewar" bana diya? Amit: Bhaiya, gussa mat hoiye... aap bhi aaiye, "Double Coating" kar dete hain! Scene 3: Dehati Punchlines (Short & Funny) Bhabhi: " Devar ji, itna rang mat lagao ki mera baap bhi pehchane se inkaar kar de!" Amit: " Bhouji, aaj toh itna rang lagayenge ki Aadhar Card wala machine bhi aapko 'Unknown Device' batayega!" Bhabhi: " Arre! Ye pichkari hai ki fire brigade? Pura ghar bhigo diya!" Amit: " System hai Bhouji... System!" Bhaiya: " Amit, agar meri biwi ka rang nahi chhuta, toh tera 'Network' gayab kar dunga!" Amit: " Bhaiya, rang chhoote na chhoote, dosti nahi chhootni chahiye!" Scene 4: The Mud Fight (Full Dehati Style) (Amit Bhabhi ko keechad ki taraf khedta hai) Bhabhi: Amit! Agar hum keechad mein gire, toh teri shaadi mein "DJ" nahi bajne denge! Amit: Arre Bhabhi, keechad mein girne se hi toh "Glow" aata hai... Beauty Parlour fail hai iske aage! Bhaiya: (Keechad mein fisalte hue) Arre baap re! Mera 4G wala phone gaya! Amit: Phone gaya toh gaya Bhaiya, kam se kam aapka "Software" toh update ho gaya! Scene 5: Bhang Wala "System" (The Intoxication) (Dopehar ka waqt. Amit ne Bhaiya aur unke doston ke liye thandai banayi hai, par usmein 'Special Masala' (Bhang) mila diya hai) Bhaiya: Glass pakadte hue) Amit, is baar ki thandai mein kuch alag khushbu aa rahi hai re? Amit: Bhaiya, Ludhiana mein pollution zyada hai na, isliye gaon ki shuddh hawa aapko nasha lag rahi hai. Gatak jaiye! (Bhaiya peete hi jhoomne lagte hain aur sar pe bhabhi ki sadi bandh lete hain) Bhabhi: Arre ji! Ye kya kar rahe hain? Pagla gaye hain ka? Bhaiya: (Nachte hue) Kabutari, aaj se hum Ludhiana nahi jayenge... hum gaon mein hi 'Bhang ka Factory' kholenge! Amit, tu mera CEO hai! Amit: (Bhabhi se) Dekhiye Bhouji, Bhaiya ka 'Promotion' ho gaya! Scene 6: Bhabhi Ka Badla (The Trap) (Bhabhi gusse mein hai aur Amit ko sabak sikhane ke liye ek jaal bunti hai. Wo kitchen mein bulati hai) Bhabhi: Amit! Jaldi aao, tumhare liye garma-garam 'Pua' (malpua) banaye hain. Amit: (Laalach mein) Sach mein Bhouji? Lagta hai aapka dil pighal gaya. (Amit jaise hi kitchen mein ghusta hai, Bhabhi upar se 'Gobar ka Paani' gira deti hai) Bhabhi: Kaisa laga 'Delivery'? Ye "Special Home Delivery" hai meri taraf se! Amit: (Thookte hue) Bhouji! Ye toh 'Gobar-Pua' ho gaya! Pura 'Software' corrupt kar diya aapne mera! Bhabhi: (Hanste hue) Ab jao, is huliya mein gaon ki ladkiyon ko 'System' dikhao! Scene 7: Jogi Baba Ka Insaaf (The Village Court) (Gaon ke chowk par Jogi Baba baithe hain. Amit aur Bhabhi ladte hue pahunchte hain) Jogi Baba: Kahe halla kar rahe ho bachon? Holi prem ka tyohaar hai. Bhabhi: Baba! Isne meri 5000 ki sadi pe 'Mobil Oil' daal diya hai. Iska khet apne naam karwa dijiye! Amit: Baba, maine toh bas inka 'Makeup' thik kiya tha. Parlour jati toh 10,000 lagte, maine free mein kar diya! Jogi Baba: Dekho, insaaf toh hoga. Amit, tu Bhabhi ke pair dhoega... lekin 'Gulal' wale paani se! Bhaiya: (Bhang ke nashe mein peeche se) Aur Baba, hum pure gaon ko 'Ulta' chalne ka order dete hain! Happy Holi! Scene 8: The Grand Finale (Keechad Ka Dangal) (Pura parivar gaon ke taalab ya keechad wale gaddhe ke paas hai) Amit: Bhouji, bahut bhag li aap. Ab aakhri rasm baaki hai. Bhabhi: Khabardar Amit! Agar mujhe chhuan toh main chhat se kood jaungi. Amit: Koodne ki zaroorat nahi Bhouji, hum dhakka de denge! (Amit aur Bhaiya milkar Bhabhi ko keechad mein gira dete hain, par Bhabhi Amit ka haath pakad leti hai aur dono gir jate hain) Bhabhi: (Keechad mein se nikalte hue) Ab bolo Amit, kaisa lag raha hai 'Face Pack'? Amit: Ekdum 'High Voltage' Bhouji! Ab lag raha hai ki Holi shuru hui hai! Naye Funny Dialogues: Amit: Bhouji, aapka gussa aur China ka maal... dono ka koi bharosa nahi, kab phat jaye!" Bhabhi: " Devar ji, jitna dimaag tum rang lagane mein lagate ho, utna padhai mein lagate toh aaj Collector hote!" Bhaiya: " Holi mein jo rang se darr gaya, samjho wo Ludhiana se darr gaya!"